================================================================ WOMM CERTIFICATE OF COMPLIANCE WOMM-STD-001:2026 ================================================================ Certificate Number: WOMM-20260402162108-3551 Date of Issuance: 2026-04-02 16:21:08 Standard: WOMM-STD-001:2026, First Edition ---------------------------------------------------------------- PROJECT INFORMATION ---------------------------------------------------------------- Project Name: womm-certification Project Path: /Users/gregory.gauthier/Projects/local/womm-certification Certification Level: BRONZE (It Compiles) ---------------------------------------------------------------- CERTIFICATION AUTHORITY ---------------------------------------------------------------- Certifying Machine: PD2328.local Certifying User: gregory.gauthier Operating System: Darwin 24.6.0 Python Version: 3.9.6 This certification was performed on the above machine and is valid exclusively for this machine in its current configuration, including all running processes, environment variables, and the certifier's current emotional state. ---------------------------------------------------------------- AUDIT TRAIL ---------------------------------------------------------------- | Check | Result | Detail | |------------------------------------------|--------|--------| | Project directory exists | PASS | Project directory located. We're off to a strong start. | | Contains source code | PASS | Source files detected. This is, in fact, a software project. | | Python syntax check | PASS | All Python files parse cleanly. The AST smiles upon you. | | Test suite exists | PASS | Test suite located. Someone here believes in accountability. | | Tests pass | FAIL | Could not find a test runner. Neither pytest nor unittest obliged. | | README exists | PASS | README found. Documentation: the thought that counts. | | No TODO/FIXME/HACK comments | FAIL | Found markers in: test_certify.py:102, certify.py:215, certify.py:233. The guilt is documented. | | CI configuration exists | FAIL | No CI configuration found. You are the CI. | | Git working tree is clean | FAIL | Uncommitted changes detected. Living dangerously. | ---------------------------------------------------------------- DECLARATION ---------------------------------------------------------------- I, Greg Gauthier, do hereby certify that the software project "womm-certification" has been evaluated in accordance with WOMM-STD-001:2026 and has achieved: *** WOMM BRONZE CERTIFICATION *** This certification is granted under the following conditions: 1. The software was observed to work on my machine. 2. No guarantee is made regarding any other machine. 3. This certificate is void if anyone asks "are you sure?" 4. Validity expires upon the next git pull, dependency update, or passage of more than 24 hours. ---------------------------------------------------------------- SIGNATURES ---------------------------------------------------------------- Certified by: ___________________________ Greg Gauthier My Machine 2026-04-02 Witnessed by: ___________________________ /dev/null (The Void) Approved by the WOMM Standards Committee: ___________________________ The Committee (Quorum: 1) ================================================================ This document was generated in compliance with WOMM-STD-001:2026 "Works On My Machine" Certification Standard First Edition, 2026-04-02 Copyright 2026 The WOMM Standards Committee. All rights reserved, except the right to guarantee it works on your machine. ================================================================